Monthly Archives: March 2012

Stop people from whining

Posted on March 31, 2012 by

You’re watching TV on a saturday night in your underwear with the remote in one hand, and a cold drink in the other. You’ve had a rough week behind you and now it’s time to relax and enjoy the precious … Continue reading →

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Calculating your chances of succes

Posted on March 30, 2012 by

Are you wondering what will get you the most profit? Do you want to know the likelihood of completing a difficult task? Or are you just curious about what will happen if you stick your tongue in a power socket? … Continue reading →

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How to create gold

Posted on March 29, 2012 by

  What do you want to be when you grow up? Rich! That’s the only answer that counts, and if you agree with that then you’re in luck. Today you will learn how to create gold by using what you … Continue reading →

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3-D TV falls flat

Posted on March 29, 2012 by

It has come to my attention that several companies are working on a 3-D TV for which you don’t need those stupid glasses. I’m talking about the glasses with thick plastic frames that make your nose itch and your eyes … Continue reading →

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How to be a force for good

Posted on March 28, 2012 by

In a world where bankers are pricks and people kill each other for no other reason than stupidity, one hero stands up to make a difference. A force that will tip the scales and save us all from ignorance and … Continue reading →

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How to save money on fuel

Posted on March 28, 2012 by

I’m sure you’ve noticed that the world has gone crazy and that gas prices are so high you have to choose between taking the bike or cutting down on food. Since this is likely not going to change anytime soon, … Continue reading →

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How to play with yourself

Posted on March 27, 2012 by

Every day you wake up is another glorious day. Why? Because you are in it. You are amazing, wonderful, the center of the world and of course very handsome. There’s just one problem: there isn’t enough of you to go … Continue reading →

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Eating your way to popularity!

Posted on March 26, 2012 by

Are you feeling lonely? Do you want more friends? Or do you just want to be the center of attention? You might not believe it but there’s an easy way to become popular. Forget about looking good, being funny or … Continue reading →

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The beauty of science

Posted on March 26, 2012 by

Thanks to Wired, I stumbled upon a site which shows some breathtaking images of optics. Optics, a branch of physics, deals with the behaviour and properties of light and lends itself to some amazing photography opportunities. While you’d have to … Continue reading →

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The anniversary of Titan

Posted on March 25, 2012 by

On this day, in 1655, Christiaan Huygens discovered Titan. Titan is the largest moon of Saturn and the only satellite known to have a dense atmosphere. Perhaps more exciting is that it is the only rock out there other than … Continue reading →

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