Monthly Archives: March 2012

Stop people from whining

You’re watching TV on a saturday night in your underwear with the remote in one hand, and a cold drink in the other. You’ve had a rough week behind you and now it’s time to relax and enjoy the precious … Continue reading

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Calculating your chances of succes

Are you wondering what will get you the most profit? Do you want to know the likelihood of completing a difficult task? Or are you just curious about what will happen if you stick your tongue in a power socket? … Continue reading

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How to create gold

  What do you want to be when you grow up? Rich! That’s the only answer that counts, and if you agree with that then you’re in luck. Today you will learn how to create gold by using what you … Continue reading

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3-D TV falls flat

It has come to my attention that several companies are working on a 3-D TV for which you don’t need those stupid glasses. I’m talking about the glasses with thick plastic frames that make your nose itch and your eyes … Continue reading

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How to be a force for good

In a world where bankers are pricks and people kill each other for no other reason than stupidity, one hero stands up to make a difference. A force that will tip the scales and save us all from ignorance and … Continue reading

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How to save money on fuel

I’m sure you’ve noticed that the world has gone crazy and that gas prices are so high you have to choose between taking the bike or cutting down on food. Since this is likely not going to change anytime soon, … Continue reading

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How to play with yourself

Every day you wake up is another glorious day. Why? Because you are in it. You are amazing, wonderful, the center of the world and of course very handsome. There’s just one problem: there isn’t enough of you to go … Continue reading

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