Author Archives: Quantum Gag

About Quantum Gag

Just someone trying to understand the world around me and sharing it with others.

Losing Weight the easy way

If you want to lose weight then you’ve come to the right place. It doesn’t matter if you’re just looking to drop a few pounds for the summer, or have been trying to lose weight for years without success. All … Continue reading

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Inertia for a stable relationship

(For more of this, please visit my website) For some people it’s difficult to get into a relationship, others have problems with staying in one. From this observation it makes sense to work on staying in a relationship, so you … Continue reading

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Using maths to avoid traffic ticket

I just had to share this story in Wired Science today. A physicist named Dmitri Krioukov was faced with a court hearing because he supposedly ignored a stop sign. In response to this he actually wrote a paper called The … Continue reading

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How to calm down your girlfriend

Did you forget your girlfriend’s birthday? Big mistake! But you don’t have to suffer a cold night next to your ice queen. With a bit of heat transfer you can warm her up and increase your chances of getting lucky … Continue reading

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Finding your one true love

If you are desperate for love, you may try anything; from blind dating to mail ordering a Russian bride. Both will likely leave you tied up in a dark room with an empty wallet. If you’re willing to go that … Continue reading

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You don’t need to win the lottery to be rich

There are several ways to increase your money but all of them either take time or involve a lot of risk. You can do it the old fashion way and just work forty hours a week and put your money … Continue reading

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Surviving a hurricane

The sky has darkened, the wind is blowing, trees swing from left to right, dogs fly by: the storm is coming! Run! Or not. It’s up to you really, but if you decide to weather the storm I will give … Continue reading

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Is it possible to detect a lie?

Did you eat my last chocolate chip cookie? No. Did you eat my last chocolate chip cookie? No! Stop lying! I know you did it! You have no proof! Lying is fun and useful. There are many kinds of lies: … Continue reading

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The art of seduction: flirting 101

Your hair is looking good. You got a minty fresh breath. You’re rocking your best outfit and your mojo is boiling. The music hits and you swagger your way to that good-looking piece of meat on the dance floor. Time … Continue reading

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Earth-like planet discovered

Today the Griffith Observatory has announced that they have spotted a planet that is eerily similar to Earth. It is believed that this planet, 74N-45GX, contains large bodies of water on the surface and shows signs of geothermal activity. This … Continue reading

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