Inertia for a stable relationship

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For some people it’s difficult to get into a relationship, others have problems with staying in one. From this observation it makes sense to work on staying in a relationship, so you don’t have to worry about getting into one. So just for those people who have found themselves lucky enough to get someone to like them, I will now tell you how to work on getting a stable relationship.

You might think going out for a romantic dinner every once in a while will keep the love between you two, but you would be wrong. Nor does it help to surprise your significant other with sexy lingerie or a steady income. What you really need to do is to stay in, sit next to each other on the couch and watch a film while eating copious amounts of junk food. Now you might think that a 500 pound whale would put you off, but you’d be wrong.

Inertia is the tendency of an object to resist any change in its state of motion. This means that if you get a ball rolling, it will keep rolling in a particular direction with a constant speed unless you mess around with it. This is also known as Newton’s first law of motion. The reason you never see a ball rolling on forever is because gravity and friction slow it down.

Mass is a quantity which depends solely upon inertia. In other words, the more inertia an object has, the more mass it has. So a truck has more mass than a car, because it’s much harder to get it to move (unless you’re smart and simply step on the gas pedal).

Now inertia may not be something everyone is familiar with right away, but mass is. We all know that you increase your mass by eating, that’s how you gain weight. So the more you eat, the more mass you have and the greater your resistance to any change in your motion. So how does this help you have a stable relationship? Remember I told you to sit and do nothing but eat junk food? And what happens when you eat? Exactly, your mass increases and so does your inertia. No force in the universe will be able to move you guys around. If that’s not a stable relationship, I don’t know what is!

(For more of this, please visit my website)


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Just someone trying to understand the world around me and sharing it with others.
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